If anyone ever finds this diary and reads it and comes to the conclusion that I’m crazy… They’d be spot on.
Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.
i am tony stark
The Doctors :)
Matt has duckies
I can’t decide if this is the cutest thing ever or what.
Nope. Cutest thing ever.
NINE IN A THONG.
Two obvious goes commando.
VOTE SAXON *laughs for eternity*
I can’t get over the positioning of fivey’s celery
Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)
The never ending story is a perfect way to describe me when I’m reading a book that I’m realllly into. And yay! The luck dragon has shown up!
I STILL LOVE YOU ALL AND I ALWAYS WILL IM SORRY THAT IM SO BAD AT KEEPING TOUCH WITH YOU GUYS
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.