Something witty.

emotionsvsme:

theawkwarddj:

emotionsvsme:

theawkwarddj:

Everything I do is to impress you….

—how? O.o

From a reblog conversation we had where about one of your coworkers and you said “first impressions are overrated?”

I don’t remember. Oh and I figured why you weren’t getting my messages back. Because I wasn’t following you.

Oh okay thanks!

But when was this?! I still want to know! Lol.

emotionsvsme:

theawkwarddj:

Everything I do is to impress you….

—how? O.o

From a reblog conversation we had where about one of your coworkers and you said “first impressions are overrated?”

I don’t remember. Oh and I figured why you weren’t getting my messages back. Because I wasn’t following you.

Everything I do is to impress you….

—how? O.o
I feel pretty oh so pretty!

I feel pretty oh so pretty!

shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

(via wowimreallyfuckingcold)

nerdygirllove:

LOOK AT THIS!!! This is a hotel in Oregon that has rooms based on Authors and their beautiful books!! IT IS A BOOK LOVERS PARADISE. Okay…so there are no TVs, radio, phones or WiFi but a floor with a LIBRARY and beautiful theme rooms with OCEAN VIEWS. You can stay in MARK TWAIN, EMILY DICKINSON, HEMINGWAY, AMY TAN, DR. SEUSS, JULES VERNE, TOLKIEN, COLETTE, STEINBECK and MOTHA FUKIN JK ROWLING! I can’t choose. I’m going. I’m staying forever. COME WITH ME.

Hey. I live in oregon. I wanna go here!!

(via wowimreallyfuckingcold)


(Source: moondarkwolf, via jisatsu-whore)


(via tales-confessions)

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

(Source: ldrsociety, via foxglovesandtea)

zubatarang:

princess on the streets. also a princess in the sheets. dont touch me im royalty.

(via foxglovesandtea)

There’s A Lake Where You Can Swim With Jellyfish That Won’t Sting You

alejandrostravel:

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There is a magical lake in the Rock Islands of Palau where you can swim with the jellyfish worry-free.

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The lake became a tourist attraction and people can go swimming and snorkeling with them.

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The jellyfish lost their stingers over the years because they don’t need them to fight off predators.

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Learn more about the land of friendly, magical jellyfish.

(via criedthesaint)

This is who I came home to today after my team day. :)

This is who I came home to today after my team day. :)


superpuppet:

Mortal Kombat - Speed Paintings

(via classlessking)

(Source: englishsnow, via vampyxo)

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

(via kaleran)

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