Something witty.

(Source: englishsnow, via vampyxo)

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

(via kaleran)

for-science-sake:

The Jewelled Flower Mantis is a type of Flower Mantis endemically found in Asia. Females are commonly cannibalistic so males are usually communal. Females grow to about 4cm long whereas the males are smaller at 3cm. These little guys are often kept as pets. 

(via kaleran)


(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via dathremar)

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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(via pardonmewhileipanic)

dirkbot:

Doctor Who: Even if you’re an average person with an unexciting life, something fantastic will happen and you can challenge yourself.

Moffat Who: You gotta be hot and raised under magical circumstances so some day a megalomaniacal alien will notice you

(via frompawntoqueen)

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

thatderp:

fortheloveofhulk:

the-silence-wears-westwood:

What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

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What if it’s the other way around?

I don’t know which disturbs me more.

(Source: thesilencewearswestwood, via frompawntoqueen)

Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.

(Source: mojaskarb, via thecaptivephantom)

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pardonmewhileipanic)

Aww!!

My brother invited me to go out with him and my niece and stated that she needed to get her DJ fix because she’s been asking ‘why does aunt DJ work’ and just missing me. Though it may be better if I actually saw her before I left especially on sat and sun when I’m working all day/night and she doesn’t see me at all. Aww poor thing.


fartnipples:

georgetakei:

This flagged my attention.

did you just

fartnipples:

georgetakei:

This flagged my attention.

did you just

(via fandom-crazed-idiocy)

(Source: clarkchan1211, via monkeeboss)

Came back to work and

Found a present in my box. :) it’s from one of the big bosses and she wanted to thank me for all my hard work and it’s an hour glass! It’s so neat! :D

hartbig-and-bowties:

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

Bologna

(via fandom-crazed-idiocy)

snaxattacks:

jaseon:

Beautiful.

It’s finally acceptable to ship cities.

I know I reblogged this before but I can’t help but laugh each time

(via fandom-crazed-idiocy)

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